Hurt Vonnegut #ICE-9

Beauty School Knockouts 

Height: 5'2"

What My Stalkers Should Know About Me: I am fickle. I'm not afraid to poop in public restrooms. I am fickle. I am addicted to sugar. I am fickle. I am gluten and lactose intolerant. I am fickle.

Location/Shape of Favorite Bruise: A large "S" shaped bruise/scrape on my calf, from a non-derby player's skate wheel.

Wheels I Swear By: Blue Fugitives...gotta love the grip!

Favorite Movie: Harold and Maude and Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. Royal Tenenbaums, Eternal Sunshine, Talk to Her, The Science of Sleep, Princess Mononoke, Annie Hall, Down by Law, Magnolia, Amelie, The Muppet Movies, Quills, How to Get Ahead in Advertising, City of God, The Hudsucker Proxy, Dirty Filthy Love...did I mention that I am fickle?

Favorite Drink: Frozen Mojitos. And decaf tall soy no-whip caramel machiattos. ugh.

Occupation: Beer bitch/bar wench/student.

Favorite Derby Move: I like to whip myself around my teammates while grabbing ahold of their boobies.